stop saying sea shanty
and the person who wrote sea shanty songs has a first class ticket to a bathtub full of acid
A shanty is a shitty little shack-like dwelling. You have to specify that it’s a sea shanty for it to mean a song and not a shitty little shack-like dwelling.
But what if I write a River shantie?
you must be the kind of guy who always says “edible sandwich”
lest one confuse your meaning with the earl himself being bought in the drive through and eaten alive
Or the ever popular specifying of “women’s panties”.
Oh, please. He’ll have been flame broiled, do you think I’m a savage?
geez burned alive huh
was he a witch or did he pass the test
Not a witch, he drowned in the barbecue sauce.
An outhouse is a shit shanty.
This is incorrect. I can sing a shanty while on land. When I sing it on a boat, it’s a sea shanty.
no thats just you not knowing your own language
shanties are specifically work songs designed for use on large sailing ships
singing it on land doesnt change the original design at all
I feel like when I am out carousing and getting drunk on shore leave, I will be singing shanties with all my rowdy friends.
I’m not sure any historical sailors who used shanties as work songs would be singing them on leave… That’d be like having all staff meetings after you leave the office…
Well, I’ve heard “Blow the Man Down” before, and I’ve never worked on a sailing ship before.
thats not even related to what i said man
I don;t even understand this conversation, tbh. I was just trying to be a troll. Apparently, I suck at it.
i am king troll
shit is engraved in my wedding ring
“Cyclops is shitty at trolling” is engraved on your wedding ring?
Ultimate troll, confirmed!!!
I thought a shanty was a thing you lived in